“Have you ever dropped a rock onto a beached jellyfish? Sex sounds a bit like that, over and over again. The sucking, gloopy, ridiculous flatulence of it all can be overwhelming at first, but stick with it and in no time at all you’ll be spraying your mucus onto and into other unidentifiable mucuses and/or mucus coated surfaces and skin-nooks.”
rape_horse 900 points 7 hours ago
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